Tuesday, May 12, 2009

5 Things Marketing and Sales Can Learn from Dating

I’ve been on a kick lately. I’m talking incessantly about what businesses – marketing and sales in particular – could learn from the practice of dating. Surprisingly,  many business folk have either forgotten how to date or are so desperate, they are trying to get right to the… punch line. Either way, there are no excuses for their despicable behavior!

With that as a lead in, here are my five rules of engagement (pun intended):  
  1. Stop trying to stick your tongue down our throats on the first date! My money says that you wouldn’t try and give someone an open mouth kiss 30 seconds after meeting them so why are you trying to sell us something before you get to know us. You’re bad at this via e-mail and even worse on Twitter. Please stop!
  2. Don’t ask us to marry you within 24 hours after we meet. I’m betting that most normal people in the world don’t get married after their first date. So why do marketers assume that they have a relationship with us after one conversation? Give us some space and try courting us first.
  3. Remember the importance of conversation. Anyone that’s ever dated or been married knows that conversation is not just important, it’s the lifeblood of any good relationship. So why does it seem like many marketers and sales folks today are great at the “asking out part” but not so much when it comes to actually talking to us?
  4. I can see the condoms in your wallet (stronger visual if sales/marketing role is male and consumer role is female). When we as consumers know that all you want to do is sleep with us, it’s kind of a turn off. We’d like to get to know you first. Maybe date for a while. Send us some flowers and pay us some compliments. After that… well, you know where I’m headed.
  5. Give before you get. This isn’t a sexual reference per se (although read it however you like) but if you know anything about me, you’ve heard me say it a lot. It’s because it’s one of the most important things you can do in a relationship. Sadly, too few businesses get this right. They assume that you will automatically like them based on their looks and charming personality (marketing/sales pitch) to let them take first (money) before they give (product/service).
So when did I become such an expert on dating? Well, I’m not. But I’ve been married for close to 13 years and I’m on the receiving end of a lot of bad “dating” practices as a consumer (both personally AND professionally). As a result, I try and apply the best practices I’ve learned in creating relationships with others – my wife in particularly –  to my job.

Do you have any best practices that should be mentioned? Surely, there are others of you out there that are good at nurturing relationships. ;)

UPDATED (from comments)

@JeffCutler adds... "it's not a free and equal exchange all the time and both sides should realize that."

@ARN-edition adds... "marketers shouldn't be afraid to let consumers "date around" before making a commitment. Give them space to see what else is out there and decide if you measure up. If your product/service is as good as you think it is, they'll be back. And they'll probably appreciate you more for letting them figure it out on their own."

@MichelleBatten adds... "Don't wait days or weeks to "call" me. Let me immediately know how much you appreciated my interest, order, feedback. Make the next date with me around something you know I'll be interested in to continue the relationship"

@RHappe adds... "Don't be the guy/gal who likes long walks on the beach and cozy fires in the winter (i.e. we will facilitate strategies to leverage your potential) AND be the person/brand who has something unique to offer and don't hide it behind obscure language. In the dating world that might be "I love to sail Lasers in Buzzard's Bay". Specific. Easy to understand."

@KarinaShaver adds... "'Don't try to be someone you're not.' We can sniff you out a mile away if you're putting on airs - know who you are (what value -not product or service- you offer the consumer), and be confident that it's worthwhile."

@Kristen Escovedo adds... Made me think of some bad dates and bad pitches. Here is my addition; Don't give up romance and date nights after the wedding. Once you walk down the isle, seal the deal, and things get comfortable, couples tend to settle into a routine and forget that to keep a relationship fresh and vibrant, you still have to bring home a bottle of wine and do the dishes for no reason every once in a while.
@kescovedo

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10 comments:

  1. Brilliant. As usual. I'd add that it's not a free and equal exchange all the time and both sides should realize that.

    All the hooey about bliss and effortlessness of the perfect relationship can go out the window. We all know it's actually an investment of time that will pay off for both parties.

    As long as each person/company/entity is dedicated to making a relationship viable and worthwhile, it often turns out greater than you ever expected.

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  2. Key advice on just using the slow play and not overplaying the hand you have been dealt. Fantastic analogy Aaron :)

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  3. Excellently put. I might add that marketers shouldn't be afraid to let consumers "date around" before making a commitment. Give them space to see what else is out there and decide if you measure up. If your product/service is as good as you think it is, they'll be back. And they'll probably appreciate you more for letting them figure it out on their own.

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  4. Excellent points - my add would be the follow-up. Don't wait days or weeks to "call" me. Let me immediately know how much you appreciated my interest, order, feedback. Make the next date with me around something you know I'll be interested in to continue the relationship.

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  5. Awesome post. I will add another:

    Don't be the guy/gal who likes long walks on the beach and cozy fires in the winter (i.e. we will facilitate strategies to leverage your potential).

    Be the person/brand who has something unique to offer and don't hide it behind obscure language. In the dating world that might be "I love to sail Lasers in Buzzard's Bay". Specific. Easy to understand.

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  6. Fantastic - really got a kick out of this analogy. Maybe point #6 is "Don't try to be someone you're not." We can sniff you out a mile away if you're putting on airs - know who you are (what value -not product or service- you offer the consumer), and be confident that it's worthwhile.

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  7. Great comments all. I've added them to the bottom of the post!

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  8. Nice comparison. Made me think of some bad dates and bad pitches. Here is my addition; Don't give up romance and date nights after the wedding. Once you walk down the isle, seal the deal, and things get comfortable, couples tend to settle into a routine and forget that to keep a relationship fresh and vibrant, you still have to bring home a bottle of wine and do the dishes for no reason every once in a while.
    @kescovedo

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  9. Another side of Rachel's suggestion: don't be the first date who is nothing like the description you gave to the mutual friend/dating service/yenta. Forget a second date, you won;t finish the first.

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  10. Aaron, I found when I was single "listening" went a long ways towards helping close the deal. Same in the business world. As it is today, wehn I am consulting a client I listen, look at data and really understand them before considering opening my mouth. I have found keeping the gums zipped leads to "brand affinity". My clients trust me because I listen and show it by making small points of interest. This kind of proactive will serve single guys well...women just want to be heard. ;)

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